What if these two things collided together?


Just a thought.

Hello again,

I just wanted to say that the New England Patriots are not cheaters. No I'm not a fan, but y'all need to hush about this cheating nonsense. Also, Pinkie Pie is very hard to masturbate to. Due to her funk, my boner goes flat. It gets hard when she's in any type of pain.

Worst Regards, King Hate.

Tom Brady has become Judge Doom! 😱😱😱

Run for your life, Roger!

So guys... as you know, this past Sunday, this year's Super Bowl has been decided. This year, it's the New England Cheat-I mean, Patriots and...my team...THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES!!!! HOLY CRAP I'M HYPE AS HELL!! We haven't been to a Super Bowl in 13 years!

Literally everyone has been doubting us ever since Carson Wentz went down, saying Foles won't be able to get us far. Let me tell you this, look how Big Duck Nick played against the Vikings. He was playing crazy good!

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Thank [Insert Appropriate Deity Here]! Patriots are back in the Super Bowl. I swear I was going to puke on Tom's last two drives I was so fucking nervous. 😂 Most of you probably don't care about sports, or you hate the Patriots with a passion. I don't blame you for the latter because most Patriots fans are obnoxious unobjective 'Homers'.

Anyways now it's about figuring out a way to get Super Bowl Tickets without spending any money. >.> 😂

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